“THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY.”
this is like the epitome of cruel and unusual irony
isn’t it weird how butts can be so hot and desirable but we also poop from there
“It’s very strange, because every movie that I’ve done, almost, I’ve always had a lesbian scene in some way. In ‘John Tucker Must Die,’ I kissed Sophia Bush and in [‘Pitch Perfect’] I’m in the shower naked with [Anna Kendrick]. I don’t know why! It’s just so strange how I attract that … fine by me!”
Fine by me, too.
Fine by everyone, ever.