“THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY.”

imgrump:

this is like the epitome of cruel and unusual irony

chatterboxrose:

bleerios:

isn’t it weird how butts can be so hot and desirable but we also poop from there

#my main struggle in life

mypaperskies:

dirtylittlebluebird:

“It’s very strange, because every movie that I’ve done, almost, I’ve always had a lesbian scene in some way. In ‘John Tucker Must Die,’ I kissed Sophia Bush and in [‘Pitch Perfect’] I’m in the shower naked with [Anna Kendrick]. I don’t know why! It’s just so strange how I attract that … fine by me!”

Fine by me, too.

Fine by everyone, ever.

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ellierratic:

tardiscrash:

Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.

I tried to ignore this post but dammit, I just couldn’t do it.